Quick Random Thoughts + Friday Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

--So, what have we learned this week? Penn State will win the next BCS title, a keg put Deano's first dent in his Toyota, a backpack caused my 'broke back', I eat 5 crackers with my tuna, Gutheries is a bad bad place, the Red Lion sucked at least 5 years off my survival rate, wheel barrow races are fun in the early a.m., a goat used to spit a lot of tickets, even Popey's is good at 2 in the morning, The Rebel Lounge was just that, pig ears are sold at Bruno's, McCain does the Harlem Shuffle, Les Miles can buy more grandpa hats than Saban, gas prices are going down, hoopties are all over Mobile, tables are dangerous, you can play a guitar and kazoo at the same time, you betcha maverick and no, that was not a keg in her pants Gangsta. Aren't you glad you visit The Pad and learn these important life lessons?
--One more reference to "Joe the Plumber" and I'm going to off myself
--Sometimes I pull up beside a flat bed truck on the highway and wonder if I could jump on it at full speed if I told my passenger to "grab the wheel."
--I need to cut my grass one last time.
--Boss's Day was yesterday. It should be abandoned. And I also shouldn't force all our staff to put a crown on me while holding an offering of baked goods. It's just plain awkward.
--How would you like to be a college senior looking for a job in this market?
--She's baaaaccckkkk!
--The people who sit outside of Starbucks on Airport and Hillcrest have to be doing it because its "trendy". There is no way you can enjoy your Double Moccha Rice Milk Cafe Latte sitting less than 10 yards from two of the busiest streets in the city. There's no fountains or sounds of deep meadows flowing from the building...only fender benders, horns and Joe The Plumber working next door. Damnit -- I was just joking, I am not going to off myself.