Gotta love this section. Two from today's paper:
Pot (and pans) can kill
To the caller who said nobody gets killed over pot: I want you to know that I smoked my wifes last joint one day, and she hit me in the head with a frying pan. Almost killed me.
Spend American
How to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: if you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China, If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If you buy a car it will go to Japan. We need to spend that money here in America. Spend it at yard sales, going to a baseball game or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine, funerals, weddings or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.
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I opened the paper today and 2 more sound offs about pot/pan man.
Dont call me unpatriotic, but when someone tells me I should buy American......I always say I will when we make something worth a damn!
We have given the world obese kids, the world series of poker, NASCAR, old country buffet, bad beer, and Jehovah witnesses.....not bad!
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