Random Stuff

--Funny line from Saturday Night Live: What do you tell your kids when they ask why they can't smoke dope like Michael Phelps? Tell them they can ---- as soon as they win 12 gold medals.
--Having Fun
--Mugshot Fail: So Wrong
--Talk about living right. Scroll down for video.
--I didn't watch it but I saw that the Grammys had an award for both Record of the Year and Album of the Year. What’s the difference?
--There are two things I think that will never interest me, shopping and NASCAR.
--Saw Slumdog Millionaire a few weeks back. I enjoyed the movie, especially since I have traveled to India twice, but is it worthy of all these awards.....not so sure.
--I wish more people would apply the Golden Rule. Haven't heard that in a while have you?
--There’s a person at work that always, and I mean, always uses an exclamation mark in his/her emails. I think I’m going to start a tally.
--Today's random 80's TV show intro. How did that car fit under an 18-wheeler?
--Alex Rodriguez will be booed mercilessly all year. If he didn't have a thick skin before, he better grow one.
--The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which comes out this month, just doesn't have the same punch that it used to.
--My all time hated phrase is, "If you don't like the weather in Mobile, just wait a minute." Doesn't everyone around the U.S. say this?
--Second all time hated phrase, "I hate it when that happens."
--If ten years ago you had learned your bank needed $25 billion to survive, there would be a panic. Now we just shrug our shoulders.
--I'm starting a body cleanse next week that will last two months. Pray.
--What does Mr. Clean, Columbo, The Brawney Man and Charro have in common? I bet Deano knows.
--Thats all I got for now.

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