Many elements in my life can be classified into series of small unfortunate events and today is easily placed within this categorization. What I anticipated as a soon-to-be-eaten can of chicken noodle soup turned out to be a mispurchased soon-to-be-eaten-because-I-already-heated-it-up can of split pea and ham soup. How that happened I will never know but the taste can easily described as two or three notches below as gross as it sounds which, in return, required me to toss it in the trash and eat the old standby....Tuna with 5 crackers.
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Only the BOG would have a backup, emergency, break in case of mis-purchase can of tuna and five crackers. It's like a survival kit. I think you are my reincarnated pawpaw because you both could survive for a week on $6.95. I bet you dont even spoil on the pre-drained fancy packages either. Maybe it is just a well planned tactic to get a raise...."cant you see I am eating out of a can man"
i bet your co-workers love lunch time at the E World. That smell must be just the thing to get everybody motivated.
Good thing the do not scan you for mercury at the airport. Have you eaten so much Tuna that your blood mercury level will actual predict the temperature?
The BOG...filling the landfill one tuna can at a time. You could recycle all the cans you have went through in the past ten years and have enough sheet metal to outfit 3 stock cars in Irvington.
Did you scream like the dental kid when you opened that pea soup can?
What i find funny is that you actually tried it.
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