Random Thoughts

40 Inspirational Speeches in Two Minutes - watch more funny videos

--Never again will I ignore, "Your seat cushion can also be used as a flotation device."
--People can't handle four way stops. It's not that hard people.
--And I hate the four way dance of "You go. No, you go. Ok, I'll go. Move forward. But he moves forward. Both hit brakes."
--I watched a National Geographic special on the recent history of the Taliban. Good stuff.
--There's a fight brewing in Congress of releasing the remain $350 billion of the bailout money. I should think so. There's been absolutely no accountability as to how the first $350 billion was spent. This will turn out to be an absolute disaster.
--Random Colorado high school basketball score: 94-1.
--While you were sleeping: Bank of America gets $20 billion more of your money. (I'm still waiting for the whole system to collapse.)
--"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life" - Steve Jobs in 2005.
--Sign I'm getting lazy: I'm now buying Campbell's soup that I can heat in the microwave because I don't want to mess up a pan on the stove.
--"She’s 6-foot-8, and doctors tell her she’s still growing. She wears size-17 shoes. She has an 86-inch wingspan." And she's a fantastic high school basketball player headed to Baylor. Amazing pic and article here.
--There's a lot of gray in my 'goatee area' of my beard. I'm not too proud to color it but damn, I am alergic to the stuff.
--I don't buy the "President Bush has kept us safe since 9/11" line. If some terrorist wanted to cross the Mexican border and set off a bomb in a Las Vegas casino, it could be done tomorrow.
--Laura Bush announced last week that she would write an autobiography. Boy, I bet that'll be a real page turner.
--I like my waiter in a Mexican food restaurant to be Hispanic.
--Why do gas stations still use the 9/10 at the end of the price? Instead of displaying the price as $1.55 9/10, why not just say a $1.56? I know it comes down to marketing, but hey, it’s just a penny.
--Do you remember playing The Oregon Trail on the computer as a kid? Loved it.