Random Thoughts

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--The older I get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
--A penny saved is a government oversight.
--The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
--Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ‘ XL.’
--If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
--Is the sole purpose of a child’s middle name so he can tell when he’s really in trouble?
--When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
--The Heisman trophy will be awarded this Saturday but Texas Tech's Graham Harrell has been told to stay home in Lubbock. Three finalists will make the trip. Sheesh, at least give the boy a trip to New York.
--Is it "poin-SET-ah" and "poin-SET-ee-ah"?
--There's been more Congressional debate over a $15 billion loan to the automakers than there was the $800 billion blank check to the financial institutions.
--And won't the airlines be lining up next for free money?
--Recession? The Yankess just agreed to pay pitcher CC Sabathia $140 million over six years. My J-Town education tells me that's $23.33 million dollars a year.
--I had that dang can't-find-my-class school dream the other night. But I've also noticed I'm incorporating football practice into it. It's always the same scenario: Team is already on the practice field and I'm in the dressing room desperately trying to find all my equipment.
--Yeah, OJ Simpson got away with murder but Friday's sentence for that silly crime was grossly disproportionate to his actions. The judge said she didn't consider the past murder case in assessing punishment. She lied.
--Sunday. Birmingham. Rockettes. What?
--I hit my snooze button three times this morning. Odd for me. But I positioned myself where the clock would be in arm reach when it went off again.
--Do they still sell cigarettes in vending machines?
--You always hear the advice of: Find out what you love and then get a job in that area. I wonder how many people actually do that? One percent?
--It's finally pajama pants weather. Love me some pajama pants.

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