How To Screw Up Your Kid in Less than One Minute! Warning..I'm Warning You...

I’m guessing little Ricky grew up to be A. a serial killer, B. a sexual predator, or C. The 1983 Thumb Master World Champ

A few comments:

1.) CREEPY!
2.)Did I hear banjos playing in the background?
3.) That looks like a scene from the Stepford WIves that was left (wisely) on the cutting room floor.
4.)I’d have packed my bags and landed on the streets of Compton the next day just to avoid that “talk”. Nice she warned him though.
5.)Gangsta and Mayday -- Have you had "the talk" yet?