Thursday, December 11, 2008

Bless Her Heart.....

Here in the South, you can say whatever you want about someone, and as long as you follow it with or precede it with a “bless her heart” or “bless his heart” its OK.

Examples…”Bless her heart, but she has gotten huge!”

“He doesn’t have the brains God allowed a goose…bless his heart!”

“Leslie is the sweetest thing, but bless her heart, she can talk the hind leg off a mule.”

That explained, much has been made in the last year of how much Madonna has started to look like some sort of science experiment. I won’t repost the pictures because I’m sure you have seen by now the breast implants she had inserted in her cheeks and the veiny man arms her excessive exercise has left her with.

But not much has been said, and maybe it’s because people are just nicer than me, about her daughter Lourdes. I just happen to come across her picture today. She’s a beautiful girl…coming up on her teen years…which probably means, given how Hollywood works, that she’ll be in a reality show, rehab, and a sex tape before we know it. But BLESS HER HEART that girl needs to be waxed.



I mean, she has one eyebrow and a mustache. That’s all I’m gonna say.

4 comments:

Deano "aka" Jimmy Joe Meeker "aka" Fat Elvis said...

LOURD-have-mercy, that is some bushy!
By the way did you hear her husband talk about the lotion bag she sleeps in.

Tator Salad said...

No, please elaborate. You have more Hollywood inside information thatn La JJ.

Anonymous said...

No one has more info than LaJJ.

Now I give (especially one line in particular, can you pick it out, can you? huh? huh?) a 9.

Tator Salad said...

Yep, I thought you'd like that one.