Random Thoughts

--I am back after a not-a-good stomach weekend.
--Maybe the dude above should consider playing defense for LSU.
--Check this site out. You'll love it. You are now doomed for hours.
--I always feel like I have to watch the Charlie Brown specials.
--After I watch them I find they are weird and overrated.
--I still haven't turned my home heater on. I like waking up in the middle of the night in a warm bed but in a cold room.
--Those that see things only in black or white haven't hung out with folks in the middle very often. It'll make the world a little grey afterwards.
--I'm suspicious of anyone who always talks about how "wonderful" their life is. Come on, we all know its a beating.
--I like pulling into a parking slot to see the one in front of me open as well. I'll move forward and park in it so I won't have to back up when I leave. I'm a bad backer.
--28% of Kentucky Republicans Believe Obama Is Muslim. Really.
--For the woman in your life who likes bananas. Alot.
--Worst/Best holdup weapon ever.
--Another weird dream last night. It involved a possum, an elevator, Kathy Bates and my childhood dog Little Bit. I may have to make these things a regular post.
--I saw a live chicken on Government Street at lunch. Interesting.
--There is at least two missing dog signs on my street weekly. Ever hear of fence and leash? try it. It works.
--I never got my gift certificates from Starbucks from the little old lady I helped buy stamps a few months back. I hope she is okay.
--Has anyone seen the local commercial for a used car lot where a white guy and black guy are sitting beside each other and the white guy introduces him as his brother? Oh yeah, he says "we are identical twins -- our mother was a freak!". I liked to have fell out.
--Have I mentioned I HATE cold weather?
--I just dont see all the fuss about Selig and the postponement of the World Series.
--Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice.
--I'll end on that one.