--Struggling over who to vote for? Go here.
--We're in an economic crisis, the stock market is falling in a shocking manner, but everyone seems to be going on with their daily lives and buying as much junk as they always have. I can't find a soup line anywhere.
--The stock market has dropped 40% in the last 12 months. But the fundamentals of our economy are strong. In all seriousness, this collapse has been a sucker punch to the McCain campaign.
--Last night I dreamed I was a defensive back who was trying to guard a gal who was outfitted in goth and could run like the wind (as The Cup would say). After that, it got really weird.
--Is there anything that instills less confidence in the economy than when President Bush talks about it? He offered a gem yesterday when he said, "the United States will take strong action in dealing with the current economic situation." Ohhhhkaaayyyy.
--Huh? I didn't know that the 13th Amendment, which abolished slavery, specifically said that slavery is an acceptable punishment if a person is convicted of a crime.
--I understand wanting to be President but would you really want to be President right now?
--Stood behind a guy in a convenience store line this morning who was spouting off hot opinions about how he wasn't going to vote because, "I really don't have any good choices." The clerk then agreed saying he had watched the debate, didn't like either one of them, and wasn't "going to vote for stupid." Yep, that was coming from the convenience store clerk working the morning shift.
--The mere thought of the NBA starting up powers me down to no end.
--For the first time in my life, I had to yell at kids next door for being a nuisance. (Throwing rocks at animals constitutes a nuisance in my book.) Little hellions. Oh no, what does this mean?
--Had this email just pop up: "I am a pretty blonde girl, eager to meet an interesting man for some virtual chatting by email or Skype, or dates in reality!" Looks like I'll be a little bit busy today.
--Was it just me or did the O.J. Simpson trial fly under the radar?
--I always try to buy the same brand and style of socks. Prevents matching issues later on.
--Is anyone else tired of hearing Merlin being scared away everytime you enter this page? Although funny, I think I may delete that post. It will not roll off the page soon enough.
--Anyone who says, "I don't like drama" probably either (1) causes a lot of drama, or (2) perceives drama where there is none.
7 comments:
---What do you mean then it got weird? Was the goth chick Sarah Palin??
You betcha!
---It means you're a grandpa.
---By the way, I don't like drama.
I do however, like my Phillies!
Your post made me realize the "i before e except after c" rule doesn't apply to the word weird.
If La-JJ posts another grammer/spelling rule, I will be forced to unleash Merlin from his cage.......EEEEEEWWWW OOOOOHHHWEEEE AUUGGHHOOOOOOWWW. I love Magnum but there was a season when a couple episodes got a bit to corny.
You should have a contest to see who scrolls the fastest to pause the death of Merlin on each visit to the pad.
You are officialy the "phrase master".........
"roll off the page"
"powers me down"
"runs like the wind"
"Fly under the radar"
This reminds me of someone......hmmmm let me see
1.yelling at kids from the porch
2.buying socks like Matlock buys clothes
3.powering down
Tell me stories of the good old days gramps.
I need more detail on dreams that involve Gothic chics....they really give me the willys....like circus midgets.
The goth chick tried to put handcuffs on me so I couldn't get away from her. She continually tackled me. She then whipped the QB (didn't know him) repeatedly with a Zorro type apparatus.
Crazy.
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