BREAKING NEWS! Detroit, Michigan -- John McCain's wife has been hospitalized with pain in her hand. She aggravated her Carpel Tunnel while shaking hands at a rally. REALLY.
What? How is this news? I just heard this as Breaking News on the radio. Now, I have to admit, when I first heard she was in Detroit I thought the forthcoming news would be that she was shot in the back with a .45 over a Jolly Rancher and her red pumps. But Carpel Tunnel? Is the media that desperate for news. You would think that the small issues affecting the world now like the Iraq War, the Olympics, Russia/Georgia conflict, the presidential race (important issues) and the fact that Menudo played a gig at the Blue Gill this week would take precedence.
Maybe I should start sending them Press Releases of my posts. Then they would really have something to talk about.
NOTE TO "THE MAD HUNGARIAN": Dont take the Detroit reference personally. I know how you like red pumps and all. Plus, others .feel that way too.
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