Friday Random Thoughts

-- I found this rare item on Ebay. Any takers?
-- Is it just me or is anyone else sick and tired of Deal or No Deal and Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? I mean, it's on every night.
-- So now we know what is wrong with Gangsta Willy.
-- Since I have been back from China I really think I have shrunk a few inches. Is this normal?
-- For you Mobile dwellers, have you seen the commercial for Gulf Coast Custom Wheels? The one with the black rappers and the one "really white girl" saying "Holla At Mike"...Mike is White too. It is hilarious. I have scoured the net trying to find it but no luck as of yet. Keep your eyes peeled.
-- This week, I saw a guy hit a golf ball from the driving range onto hole number one at Azalea. It hit and bounced off of the top of a parked golf cart then hit an old golfer right in the head. The golfer wasn't hurt so it was funny. When the golfer that got hit turned around to look at who hit the ball literally everyone pointed directly at the dude that hit it.....and that was also funny.
-- Here is my first encounter with The King since my Elvis Challenge.
-- Wow, it has gotten humid and hot really quick...near 90 degrees forecast for tomorrow.
-- Playing in a golf tournament in Atlanta next week. Here is the course. They have Segway personal golf carts available. That's pretty cool but I don't think that will be a good idea with the people I am playing with...if you know what I mean.
-- MacMac Dog turns 8 in three weeks. And, what does he get for his Birthday? A neutering. Vet says he is not too old and he is constantly having prostate problems. I am going to have to take him to a Dog Brothel or something to make this one up to him.
--On the front page of Yahoo! news today was a link to a video titled "Coyotes Preying on Small Children in Southern California". I immediately thought of Elaine from Seinfeld saying "Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby." Yes, I know this line originally came from another movie but not nearly as funny as the Seinfeld version.