In an unforeseen turn of events, I have heard from The Mona Vie Master, The Lima Bean Treat, The Jesus Bolt Holder, Double Axle Fly Wrench Turner, Group Sales Guru, The Guiness Book World Recorder holder for saying "Is it Really?", The Little Tommy G Birthday Coordinator, The Dilly Dallier...okay you get the point.
At first it was the standard Keenan voice mail. "Yea this is Joe down at the shop, I got a rig broke down on 65 and I need a ball ping hammer, a wing nut and a ham and cheese sandwich pronto!" "Okay, for real, this is Brettsky (Like i didn't know) and I wanted to tell you me and Brads (his brother) new money maker idea...I think this is our liquid gold! Bradley, dammit, we deserve it...I want you on board!!!! Give me call. And, oh, by the way, I am getting married October 18th." I listened three times just to make sure. Yep, that's what he says. You heard it here first....are you kidding me?!!!!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME! The jesus nut turner, getting hitched. taking the plugy plunge plunge, gonna tie the knoty knot. So whats up? a brother can't get a phone call! He is only about 3 hours from me and I think it's time for a pop in. I,ll show up half cocked on a fifth of Mona Vie and blasting some Juice Newton. I smell a road trip! If I get an invite! Maybe I,ll go with little Tommy G.
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