Where In the World Is Mike Wells?

I recently sent an e-mail to a client (one I haven't spoken with in a while obviously) and, in return, I got this "Out of Office Reply":

I will be out of the office starting 24/11/2005 and will not return until 12/12/2008.

Now, lets see, what can a person do in three years:
- Have 4 kids.
- Act out the "running scene" from Forrest Gump.
- "Find themselves" at a Tibetan monastery in a far reaching corner of the Himalayas.
- Play 8,760 full nine-inning baseball games with an imaginary friend.
- Get married, divorced, married, divorced, married again, divorced again, married, divorced, married, divorced.....
- Be Brangelina's Nanny and care for 50 different kids from Luxembourg, Bhutan, Croatia and Shaker Heights, OH.

You get the picture. But what is Mike Wells doing you might ask?

Well, the rest of his messages kind of explains: "I am on site or training therefore e-mail will not be responded to quickly, if urgent please phone 867-5309 and leave a message."

Okay, how generic could he have been? Is he training for the "Forrest Gump" run, at Nanny School or practicing his silence in the Himalaya's? Just like the Geese I must know and its eating at me. I am not sure if I can wait 12/12/2008 and he's not answering my phone calls. Oh well, at least I have the Sox as my sure bet.