Friday, December 01, 2006

**Breaking News**

We have obtained the first photo of the new Head Coach at the University of Alabama. We have also obtained the preliminary terms of his contract. Among a 10-year $1,000 contract he will also receive a new party boat (seen in photo) and 5 cartons of Cool's a week for the full term of his contract. His buyout clause calls for 25 cases of Miller High Life and a 2-year supply of Oscar Meyer bologna.
Seen here, the new BAMA football Coach is in seclusion at an undisclosed State Park until an official press conference is scheduled.

2 comments:

Deano "aka" Jimmy Joe Meeker "aka" Fat Elvis said...

Got his engineering degree at Bama, a sociology minor at Auburn and a haircut off Old Pascagoula Rd.

Deano "aka" Jimmy Joe Meeker "aka" Fat Elvis said...

he aint got a ticket, but he's goin to Hawaii for the bowl game (2023)