What?

"George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too."

"Say, man, you got a joint? No, not on me, man. It'd be a lot cooler if you did."



My buddy T-Man (a.k.a The Angry Leprachaun) after a long night during Spring Break (ah, the college years).