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BODY IN ELEVATOR FOR 17 DAYS: Belgrade

A repairman has found a woman in the elevator of her unit block in the Serbian capital, at least 17 days after it broke down. The body of Adile Cmisanin, 26, was discovered in a elevator which had become jammed between floors shortly before New Year's Eve. The victim was not noticed until after the Serbian holiday period ended when building management arranged for a repairman to fix the elevator. "Nobody has suspected anything because the elevators were often broken down," a resident said.

17 days, no family and no friends looking for her? Holidays or no holidays. Hey, whats that stinch? Oh, it's just the Frenchman in room 227. Give me a break.