Why I Hate Cats -- They Are Evil

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When will people start listening to me about these damn cats? This is all they do all day long. They sit around and plot on ways to kill the humans. You think this was an accident? No way. This cat put more planning into this than Bobby fischer did in a chess match. Hell it wouldn’t shock me if this cat was hiding Bin Laden in his kitty litter or starts busting out whack jumping jacks (see below).